This has nothing to do with futurism, but I could not resist joining the contest being held at Beltway Blogroll - a frenzy in creating puns applicable to fraudster Norman Hsu.
I recall a scene in Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King, where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli go into the Paths of the Dead, and meet the King of the Dead, who, as the Army of the Dead surrounds the heroes, chants, "The Way is Shut".
The same applies for the accomplices and beneficiaries of the previously elusive scam artist Norman Hsu. Regarding those who were accustomed to receiving these ill-gotten funds, The Way is Hsut, and it can't be a positive development for Hillary Clinton's campaign. Hsu himself skipped his court date to flee, but managed to stay on the lam for just two days, after which his fugitive path to freedom was hsut as well. He forfeited the $2 million he posted as bail, which is the minimum that he deserves.
I am tempted to expand on something along the lines of "Blue Suede Hsus" or "Hsu Hsu Sudeo", but I'll leave that to the more skilled comics.